What Doctors Say about Obama’s Bailout package

I came across this list and had to pass it on:

The Allergists voted to scratch it

The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it

But the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted

The Pathologists yelled “Over my dead body”

The Pediatricians said “Oh, grow up”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness

The Radiologisits could see right through it

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow

The Plastic Surgeons said “This puts a whole new face on the matter”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward

But the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water

The Anesthesiologists though the whole idea was a gas

The Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some a_ _ holes in Washington..

I got this as an email and had to share it with all. I hope you enjoy.  Feel free to send me an email at ddobecki@myinsnet.com if you can come up with any more.


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